My Secret, My Bully, My Mates – Audiobook Review (AKA: Why Am I Yelling at Werewolves at 2AM?!)
Alright, listen up, book fiends and audiobook addicts. I was NOT prepared.
I clicked play on My Secret, My Bully, My Mates thinking I was walking into a cliché high school romance with a sprinkle of supernatural drama.
What I got?
A 12-hour emotional rollercoaster involving toxic exes, soulmates, alpha drama, and enough shirtless growling to fill a protein commercial.
Let’s Break It Down: What Even Is This Audiobook?
So the main character, let’s call her Sadie (because that’s probably her name or at least her vibe), is a high school girl with a secret.
And by “secret” I mean she’s part werewolf, part emotional trauma magnet, part main character syndrome—and 100% about to get entangled with not one, not two, but MULTIPLE shirt-ripping, brooding werewolf mates.
And her bully? Yeah, he’s hot now. And probably her soulmate. Because of course he is.
🐺 “At first I hated him. Then he saved me from a rogue wolf attack and made me a sandwich. Now we’re soul-bound and I’m pregnant with moon twins.” – probably an actual quote from Chapter 9.
Narration: Soap Opera Meets Growlcore
I cannot stress this enough: the narrator deserves a Grammy, an Oscar, AND a free therapy session.
The emotional range is INSANE. One second it’s:
“I hate you, Derek!”
(cue dramatic pause)
And the next it’s:
“But your abs… they call to me.”
The growling? 10/10. The angst? 12/10. The whisper-yelling during dramatic pack meetings? Honestly Oscar-worthy.
🎧 “I was on the bus and the narrator started growling mid-sentence. I dropped my phone and a grandma screamed.” – Comment by user @MateMoonFury88
Plot? Yes. Logic? No. Drama? Oh Baby, Yes.
This story has everything:
- A secret identity that literally everyone figures out before she does.
- A bully-to-lover arc so spicy it might be illegal in 14 states.
- A love triangle that turns into a love parallelogram.
- Random pack politics that no one understands but everyone takes VERY seriously.
And don’t forget the “You’re mine!” scenes. There are like 47 of them. Each more intense than the last.
Let’s Feed the SEO Beast (because Google has needs too)
If you’ve ever typed into the search bar:
- “werewolf bully romance audiobook”
- “spicy fantasy audiobook with too many alphas”
- “my mate is my bully and I kind of like it?”
- “why are werewolf books so addictive help”
- “audiobooks that make me scream into a pillow in a good way”
Congratulations. You’ve arrived at the promised land. My Secret, My Bully, My Mates is your next chaotic obsession.
Would I Recommend It?
Only if you’re ready to:
- Yell “JUST KISS ALREADY!” at your phone.
- Reevaluate your standards for romance and growling.
- Cry over a pack hierarchy meeting like it’s the UN General Assembly.
💬 “I started this audiobook for fun. Now I’m emotionally invested in a wolf named Blade who bakes muffins and cries when he’s angry.” – user @BetaDaddy
Final Thoughts: This Book Is Unhinged. I Love It.
Look, this isn’t literary fiction. This isn’t The Great Gatsby.
This is emotions, hormones, fangs, and forbidden tension wrapped in a howling, messy, glorious audiobook.
You’ll laugh. You’ll cringe. You’ll develop an irrational attachment to a fictional wolfman named Jaxon. It’s inevitable.
So go ahead—press play. Just don’t blame me when you’re fake growling at your coworkers by Wednesday.
🐾 “I thought it was a trashy romance. Turns out, it’s a spiritual journey with abs.” – user @OmegaQueenLuna
Now YOU tell me: who’s your favorite fictional werewolf? (Bonus points if they bake.) Drop it in the comments below 🐺✨